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16 Haikus Inspired by the Mugshot of Bill Gates

January 5, 2017 Stuart Lovinggood

Where’d he go off to?
The founder of Microsoft.
There he is. Bill Gates

 

Ouch. That guy’s in jail.
I wonder what his name is.
You say it’s Bill Gates?

 

Bill Gates Bill Gates Bill
Bill Gates Bill Gates Bill Gates Bill
Bill Gates is in jail

 

What if I told you
That the richest man on earth
Went to jail one time

 

What did Bill Gates do?
Why did he get arrested?
Probably murder.

 

They took his picture
Then they told him to turn right
Then they took one more

 

Bill Gates killed someone
And he almost got away
With it, but didn’t

 

In Albuquerque,
At least that’s what the sign says,
Bill Gates went to jail

 

Look at him, Bill Gates,
Young and naive. He was in
For grand theft auto

 

Bill got arrested
Drove 60 in a 30
Then made computers

 

Life behind the bars
Was not the life for Bill Gates
So he posted bail

 

He hated Steve Jobs
So Bill Gates ran him over
And got arrested

 

He’s a bad, bad man
Bill Gates is a bad, bad man
He needs a haircut

 

December thirteenth,
Nineteen seventy-seven
The day Steve Jobs died

 

Before he gave bucks
To charities ‘round the world
Bill got a mug shot

 

Bill and Melinda
Sitting in a tree. K-I-
L-L-E-D Jobs

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