"Stuart Lovinggood.
S-t-u, a-r-t. 
Loving, and then good.
Two Gs."

- Stuart introducing himself at the dry cleaners

About Stuart

• Writes words

• Does not live on a farm

• Cannot draw very well

• Has a fear of moving fast while standing up

  • This includes skateboards, skating, skiing, that sort of thing

• Does impressions but no one likes them

• Born with 12 toes

• Keeps his Master of Arts rolled up in his back pocket

• Worst résumé ever

Please reach out if you prefer to read my real CV, or find me on LinkedIn.