"Stuart Lovinggood.
S-t-u, a-r-t.
Loving, and then good.
Two Gs."
- Stuart introducing himself at the dry cleaners
About Stuart
Writes words
Does not live on a farm
Bikes to work
Cannot draw very well
Does impressions but no one likes them
Charges his cell phone every evening
Keeps his Master of Arts rolled up in his back pocket
Worst résumé ever
You can find his real résümé belów:
