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"Stuart Lovinggood.
S-t-u, a-r-t. 
Loving, and then good.
Two Gs."

- Stuart introducing himself at the dry cleaners

 

About Stuart

  • Is a copywriter
  • Does not live on a farm
  • Bikes to work
  • Cannot draw very well
  • Does impressions but no one likes them
  • Charges his cell phone nightly
  • Keeps his Master of Arts rolled up in his back pocket
  • Worst résumé ever

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